realhousewivesofnightvale:

Don’t wish death on your enemies. Wish geese on them. Wish thousands of geese into their life. Geese in their yard. Geese in their car. Geese in their workplace. Geese in their bed. Tiny geese in their hair. Geese in their food. JPEGs of angry geese overtaking their computer. Turn their whole family into geese. Awful hissy mean geese everywhere. A fate worse than death.

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mcporno:

hello i’d like to hire an assassin? yes the target is me please murder me

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lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

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hannibalspastrychef:

I FEEL CHOSEN BY THE GODS OF THE COLD AND ICE FOR I HAVE BEEN GIVEN A TEENY SNOWFLAKE ON MY WINDOW

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cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

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mennaoawad:

animalcruelty-notok:

Help Yeager with the cost of lifesaving surgery - FundRazr

Yeager is a 12 year old German short hair who has a life threatening tumor on his leg and needs immediate surgery. His original owner passed away suddenly in May of this year,while in the process of trying to get help for his beloved companion. In the meantime he has been shuttled between families without any one able to help until now. I have taken over the responsibility of his care and need your help to get him treatment he sorely needs. Won’t you please help with a donation.” -  Carol Rodarte Wilson


This
is where Yeager will have his surgery.

If you can spare a few dollars, send them over to help save Yeager’s life. Also please share this post.

$4.2K is needed and they only have about $500.

SIGNAL BOOST

GUYS PLEASE SHARE THIS AND SEND ANYTHING YOU CAN SPARE

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meladoodle:

if youre on a date with someone at a restaurant and they start being boring just slowly edge your seat away until you’re back home again

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egberts:

imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

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echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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dampsandwich:

its garbage day???

i cant believe they made a day dedicated to me :)

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